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Воображение женщин богаче нашего; это устроено для того, чтобы они могли восхищаться нами.
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Guest Melanka Vasylivna

шо ми i робимо :D

 

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else. Mae West

I never drink water, fish fuck in it. W.C. Fields

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. Groucho Marx

I never loved another person the way I loved myself. Mae West

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I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. George Burns

If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried. David Brent

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. Woody Allen

If only God would give me some sign. If He would just speak to me once, anything, one sentence, two words. If He would just cough. Woody Allen

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans. Woody Allen

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. George Burns lol

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minute of my life. George Best lol

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen

In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. Oscar Wilde

!Intellectuals are like the mafia; they only kill their own. Woody Allen

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. Woody Allen lol lol

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Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Mae West

It is most unwise for people in love to marry. George Bernard Shaw:)

It's better to be looked over than overlooked. Mae West

It's not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on. Marilyn Monroe, on posing nude for a calendar photograph

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you. Groucho Marx lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions. Woody Allen

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me. Woody Allen

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. Homer Simpson

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. :)) George Bernard Shaw

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened. :)Rita Rudner

Men like women with a past because they hope history will repeat itself. !!! Mae West

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. Spike Milligan

Mr. Right is coming. But He's in Africa and he's walking.

- Oprah Winfrey:)

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Guest Hatahama77

Вені, віді, випив...

Справедливість є, з нею варто боротись...

Two beers or not two beers?????

Two tickets to Doublin! Куда, блин????? Тo Doublin!!!!!!!!!

Живу, як гарбуз-живіт росте, а хвостик всихає...

Зранку пиво робить диво...

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Guest Melanka Vasylivna

женщiна - друг человека

ти же вiдеш мiр только с окна моєго персонального автомобiля

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"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."

"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

"The only real valuable thing is intuition."

"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself."

"I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice."

"God is subtle but he is not malicious."

"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."

"The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."

"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it."

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."

"God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically."

"The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking."

"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal."

"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding."

"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible."

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."

"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing."

"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater."

"Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity."

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."

"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

"In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep."

"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."

"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves."

"Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!"

"No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"

"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind."

"Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever."

"The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker."

"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."

"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."

"The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge."

"Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion."

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."

"One had to cram all this stuff into one's mind for the examinations, whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire year."

"...one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one's own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought."

"He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."

"A human being is a part of a whole, called by us _universe_, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest... a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty."

''Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."

 

 

Эрих Мария Ремарк. ''Три товарища''

Заметь себе, мальчик: никогда, никогда и никогда не покажется женщине смешным тот, кто что-нибудь делает ради нее

Для любви необходима известная наивность. У тебя она есть. Сохрани же ее. Это дар божий. Однажды утратив ее, уже не вернешь никогда.

Родиться глупым не стыдно; стыдно только умирать глупцом

А ведь вообще вечером хочется, чтобы кто-нибудь был рядом, правда? Она кивнула: -- Вечером, да... Когда наступает темнота... Странная это вещь.

"Вам хорошо, вы одиноки", -- сказал мне Хассе. Что ж, и впрямь все отлично, -- кто одинок, тот не будет покинут. Но иногда по вечерам это искусственное строение обрушивалось и жизнь становилась рыдающей стремительной мелодией, вихрем дикой тоски, желаний, скорби и надежд. Вырваться бы из этого бессмысленного отупения, бессмысленного вращения этой вечной шарманки, -- вырваться безразлично куда. Ох, эта жалкая мечта о том, чтоб хоть чуточку теплоты, -- если бы она могла воплотиться в двух руках и склонившемся лице!

Братья, жизнь -- это болезнь, и смерть начинается с самого рождения. В каждом дыхании, в каждом ударе сердца уже заключено немного умирания -- все это толчки, приближающие нас к концу. -- Каждый глоток тоже приближает нас к концу, -- заметил Ленц. -- Твое здоровье, Фердинанд! Иногда умирать чертовски легко.

Ах, вспомним же чудесное время, когда мы были еще хвощами и ящерицами, -- этак пятьдесят или шестьдесят тысяч лет тому назад. Господи, до чего же мы опустились с тех пор...

Всегда возвращаешься, хотя необязательно на то же место.

"Только не принимать ничего близко к сердцу... Ведь то, что примешь, хочешь удержать. А удержать нельзя ничего".

Ведь никто из них не был проституткой по темпераменту; каждую привело к этому крушение мирного обывательского существования. Их тайной мечтой была супружеская постель, а не порок.

Эрна не строила себе никаких иллюзий и знала, что надо держаться покрепче за жизнь, чтобы урвать хоть немного от так называемого счастья. Она знала также, что за него приходится платить двойной и тройной ценой. Счастье -- самая неопределенная и дорогостоящая вещь на свете. Если я хочу вспомнить что-нибудь, мне надо только поставить нужную пластинку, и все оживает передо мной. Я посмотрел на груды пластинок на полу: -- Если судить по этому, Эрна, у вас целый ворох воспоминаний. Она поднялась и откинула со лба рыжеватые волосы. -- Да, -- сказала она и отодвинула ногой стопку пластинок, -- но мне было бы приятнее одно, настоящее и единственное...

Она спала, положив голову на мою руку. Я часто просыпался и смотрел на нее. Мне хотелось, чтобы эта ночь длилась бесконечно. Нас несло где-то по ту сторону времени. Все пришло так быстро, и я еще ничего не мог понять. Я еще не понимал, что меня любят.

 

/моя комната/ Прекрасна, потому что ты здесь. Она никогда ужа не будет такой, как прежде... потому что ты была здесь.

С женщиной невозможно ссориться. В худшем случае можно злиться на нее.

 

Один мудрец сказал: "Самое удивительное в человеке то, что он нередко печалится об утраченном состоянии, а что проходит его жизнь, он не огорчается". Пусть ярко и с пользой пройдет каждый день Твоей жизни.

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"Жизнь прекрасна, если правильно подобраны антидепрессанты"

"Когда глубоко задумываешься, начинаешь плохо соображать"

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When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite. Winston Churchill

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. Woody Allen

When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know it is. Oscar Wilde:)

When the President does it, that means it's not illegal. :)Richard Nixon

When women go wrong, men go right after them. Mae Westlol

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein

When you have nothing to say, say nothing. Charles Caleb Colton:)

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Guest Melanka Vasylivna
і тут Меланку понесло..... (с) vedeney

новоспечений Гоголь :D

 

To act is easy . . . to think is hard. Goethe

Communications without intelligence is noise; Intelligence without communications is irrelevant. Gen. Alfred. M. Gray, USMC

That's what makes death so hard -- unsatisfied curiosity. Beryl Markham, West with the Night

Do or do not, there is no try . Yoda, Empire Strike Back

One definition of insanity is "to keep doing the same things and expect different results".

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A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. Frank A. Clark

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Ingrid Bergman

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.Thomas Carlyle

A thing of beauty is a joy forever:

Its loveliness increases; it will never Pass into nothingness. John Keats

A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace. Bible - Ecclesiastes.

 

All men, even the most surly are influenced by affection. Samuel Taylor Coleridge

All you need is love. John Lennon & Paul McCartney :D

 

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that.

Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. Martin Luther King, Jr

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